What is marketing ??

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

- That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him."

-That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me

- That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"

- That's Public Relations"

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! Me?"

- That's Brand Recognition"

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband.

- "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him

- "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.

- "That's restriction for entering new markets"